WASHINGTON, DC—Catholic leader Joe Biden has once again displayed his …
Pope Francis happy to once again be the only monarch anyone cares about
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis was reportedly pleased to once again be …
Pope Francis cancels 10,000 years of Purgatory for sinners making less than $125,000 a year
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis announced yesterday that he is canceling up …
Nancy Pelosi converts to Catholicism after watching Shia LeBeouf’s interview
Catholics around the world rejoiced today as Nancy Pelosi publicly …
The Daily Inquisition’s completely unbiased ‘The Rings of Power’ review totally uninfluenced by Amazon paying us under the table
Amazon Prime is set to release The Lord of the …
Amazing: This man went to Catholic school and still goes to church
According to multiple sources, local man Richard Davalos still regularly …
Oh no! Hell’s movie theaters started showing ‘The Rings of Power’ in addition to ‘The Last Jedi’
HELL—Lost moviegoers reported yesterday that Hell began streaming The Rings …
Celibate German Bishops still claiming gays need marriage to be happy
GERMANY—A vast number of unmarried German bishops are still asserting …
Eastern Catholics finally admit they don’t know what the heck they are either
In an “about time” announcement, eastern Catholics all over the …
Pope Francis finally gets to the Dubia in his ‘To Do’ pile
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis finally got to the infamous Dubia on …