SUFFOLK, UK—Local Anglican Winston Yarbury was lamenting the loss of …
Two years after banning cigarettes, Vatican finally shuts down
VATICAN CITY—After surviving two whole years without cigarette sales, Vatican …
Nation’s clergy secretly dreading people returning to church
UNITED STATES—Hundreds of independent reports have confirmed that the country’s …
Pope Honorius II shocks the world with another unscripted boat interview
ROME—Pope Honorius II left apologists and media outlets everywhere scrambling …
Cardinal Wuerl considering starting rival to The Vortex, ‘The Wuerlpool’
WASHINGTON, DC—Representatives from the USCCB confirmed yesterday that Cardinal Wuerl …
Complete Idiot Attempts to Start Satire Site
UNITED STATES—a local man sources say is a “total moron” …