VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis announced yesterday that he is canceling up …
Nancy Pelosi converts to Catholicism after watching Shia LeBeouf’s interview
Catholics around the world rejoiced today as Nancy Pelosi publicly …
Amazing: This man went to Catholic school and still goes to church
According to multiple sources, local man Richard Davalos still regularly …
Celibate German Bishops still claiming gays need marriage to be happy
GERMANY—A vast number of unmarried German bishops are still asserting …
Eastern Catholics finally admit they don’t know what the heck they are either
In an “about time” announcement, eastern Catholics all over the …
Local Christian starting to worry his ‘F—- Biden’ sign not actually spreading the Gospel
NASHVILLE—Local Christian Paul McCormick is beginning to worry his political …
Satan ‘disappointed’ in Dobbs ruling
WASHINGTON, DC—speaking to journalists from his Washington, DC office, the …
Local man ‘pretty sure’ he could write better Litany of Humility in his sleep
CHARLOTTE, NC—Local man Adam Barlett had a revelation this morning …
Youth Minister misreads Hebrews 5:7 as ‘He was heard because of his relevance’
ATLANTA, GA—Local Youth Group leader Jason Zarcos misread Hebrews 5:7 …
Archbishop Cordileone shouts ‘You shall not pass,’ smites Pelosi in Communion line
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Archbishop Cordileone caused quite the scene yesterday at …