An archeological expedition to the Holy Land turned up an …
Naïve idiot wants ‘a lot of kids’
Local naïve Catholic Richard Mehta was heard telling friends he …
New ‘Trad Bod’ look sweeping the nation
Move over, muscle-bound lifeguards—there’s a new male beauty standard in …
Family narrowly avoids bankruptcy by turning off the dang basement light
WICHITA, KS—The O’Malley family missed financial ruin by mere cents …
Celibate German Bishops still claiming gays need marriage to be happy
GERMANY—A vast number of unmarried German bishops are still asserting …
Unable to afford homes, children, or food, millennials thankful they can still change their gender
UNITED STATES—As national financial anxiety grows, millennials widely report they …
Byzantine priest’s wife just mail-order Russian bride
NEBRASKA—Yesterday local Byzantine priest Fr. Nicholas Artino showed up to …
Satan: if God loves his people so much, why doesn’t he marry them?
PASADENA, CALIFORNIA—In a rare public appearance, the Lord of Darkness …
Pope Francis finally reads ‘Amoris Laetitia’
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis sat down to his desk yesterday to …
Tradition being held without bail in domestic abuse case
Tradition found herself in hot water again on Friday after …