“While the company wanted to go in a more traditional direction with the shapes, they assure customers that the candies still taste as bad as ever.”
Holy Land archeologist finds ancient Footnote 351 in Israel’s sands
An archeological expedition to the Holy Land turned up an …
Naïve idiot wants ‘a lot of kids’
Local naïve Catholic Richard Mehta was heard telling friends he …
New ‘Trad Bod’ look sweeping the nation
Move over, muscle-bound lifeguards—there’s a new male beauty standard in …
Family narrowly avoids bankruptcy by turning off the dang basement light
WICHITA, KS—The O’Malley family missed financial ruin by mere cents …
Celibate German Bishops still claiming gays need marriage to be happy
GERMANY—A vast number of unmarried German bishops are still asserting …
Unable to afford homes, children, or food, millennials thankful they can still change their gender
UNITED STATES—As national financial anxiety grows, millennials widely report they …
Byzantine priest’s wife just mail-order Russian bride
NEBRASKA—Yesterday local Byzantine priest Fr. Nicholas Artino showed up to …
Satan: if God loves his people so much, why doesn’t he marry them?
PASADENA, CALIFORNIA—In a rare public appearance, the Lord of Darkness …
Pope Francis finally reads ‘Amoris Laetitia’
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis sat down to his desk yesterday to …