A family is mourning the loss of venison that had …
Vatican OK’s eating Taco Bell on Fridays in Lent as ‘not technically meat’
ROME–A new Vatican directive has declared Taco Bell acceptable for …
Archbishop Paglia eats a foot
Archbishop Vincenzo Paglia, the President of the Pontifical Academy for …
Report: Early Christians celebrated Easter with giant rabbit, cheap chocolate
ROME–New reports coming from the Vatican indicate early Christians celebrated …
In spirit of penance, fish fry switches to $30 all-you-can-eat sushi menu
SEATTLE, WA–Fridays in Lent are supposedly a time of penance …
Local fish fry teaches men to fish; feeds them for all of Lent
A local parish has gone above and beyond this Lent …
Scientists confirm there’s something in Germany’s water
GERMANY–A coalition of scientists from around the world confirmed yesterday …
St. Patrick’s original metaphor for the Trinity was the three components of Guinness Beer
St. Patrick’s famous three leaf clover wasn’t his original metaphor, …
St. Patrick thrilled to be honored with drunkenness, other heathen practices
St. Patrick day was reportedly “looking forward” to being celebrated …
Candy hearts replaced with candy severed heads of St. Valentine
“While the company wanted to go in a more traditional direction with the shapes, they assure customers that the candies still taste as bad as ever.”