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Report: Early Christians celebrated Easter with giant rabbit, cheap chocolate
ROME–New reports coming from the Vatican indicate early Christians celebrated …
Op-Ed: Ugh, I’ve got to guard some boring Jewish peasant tomb over the weekend
Just my luck. It’s the first free weekend my regiment …
Report: It’s hard to dance with the devil on your back
BREAKING–Scientists have confirmed that it is hard to dance with …
Man getting a little too into Palm Sunday Passion reading
“Relax man, if Mel Gibson needs any extras I’m sure he’ll call.”
‘The Daily Inquisition’ realizes it hasn’t been posting everyday; changes name to ‘The Tri-Weekly Periodic but Recurring Inquisition’
UNDISCLOSED BASEMENT–The human cockroaches behind The Daily Inquisition had a …
In spirit of penance, fish fry switches to $30 all-you-can-eat sushi menu
SEATTLE, WA–Fridays in Lent are supposedly a time of penance …
TikTok ban affirms personal data should only be stolen by American companies as God intended
“That’s a job only for American companies,” he added. “Maybe also the American government.”
Column: Disney refusing to show gay scenes in Chinese releases is an inspiration to us all
Anyone who follows me knows I’m not a big fan …
Op-Ed: Woah, did you just see that crazy light coming from Jo and Anne’s house??
Oh my goodness, did you see that?! I swear I …