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World shocked to learn conferences for politicians, business leaders to collaborate places where politicians, business leaders collaborate
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Black Catholic wishes people would stop assuming he’s Nigerian
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European Parliament urges ‘unrestricted’ exercise of a woman’s right to own guns
EUROPE—The European Union’s parliament passed a resolution yesterday expressing its …
FDA recommends Vatican City travel ban due to risk of second-hand smoke
SILVER SPRING, MD—The Food and Drug Administration formally recommended a …
Young Catholic weirdly confident Jesus was a Socialist
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Op-Ed: I told you so! Catholic President ends abortion in America
All you “Catholics” out there who told me I have …
Roe v. Wade overturned, but clapping during Mass still unfortunately legal
Hallelujah! Roe v. Wade has been overturned, opening up the …
Sad: That spam-looking email really did have an amazing offer for you, but you turned it down
Welp, you blew it. You know that email you got …
Satan ‘disappointed’ in Dobbs ruling
WASHINGTON, DC—speaking to journalists from his Washington, DC office, the …