HELL—Lost moviegoers reported yesterday that Hell began streaming The Rings …
Eastern Catholics finally admit they don’t know what the heck they are either
In an “about time” announcement, eastern Catholics all over the …
European Parliament urges ‘unrestricted’ exercise of a woman’s right to own guns
EUROPE—The European Union’s parliament passed a resolution yesterday expressing its …
Roe v. Wade overturned, but clapping during Mass still unfortunately legal
Hallelujah! Roe v. Wade has been overturned, opening up the …
Satan ‘disappointed’ in Dobbs ruling
WASHINGTON, DC—speaking to journalists from his Washington, DC office, the …
NAB changes Matthew 26:11 to read: ‘The COVID you will always have with you.’
WASHINGTON, DC—the Catholic Biblical Association announced a much-anticipated revision to …
Unable to afford homes, children, or food, millennials thankful they can still change their gender
UNITED STATES—As national financial anxiety grows, millennials widely report they …
Byzantine priest’s wife just mail-order Russian bride
NEBRASKA—Yesterday local Byzantine priest Fr. Nicholas Artino showed up to …
NIV Bible replaces ‘Mark of the Beast’ with ‘COVID-19 Vaccine’
Biblica, the publishers of the New International Version of the …
Op-Ed: Clergy Abuse never happens in Traditionalist groups
You probably saw on Twitter by now that the Protestant …