A family is mourning the loss of venison that had …
Delusional idiot still thinks local politics matter
Local moron Kylee Rouspar is still under the impression that …
Vatican OK’s eating Taco Bell on Fridays in Lent as ‘not technically meat’
ROME–A new Vatican directive has declared Taco Bell acceptable for …
Divine Physician raising prices on non-emergency appointments
The Divine Physician is raising non-emergency costs across offices nationwide, …
WOKE ALERT: Movie Studio casts ARAB actor to play Jesus
And just when you thought Hollywood couldn’t get any MORE …
Pfizer partners with the Divine Physician to promote vaccination
The pharmaceutical giant Pfizer has announced an endorsement by the …
Michael Bay to direct new movie, ‘Megachurch vs. Optimus Petros’
Critically-acclaimed director Michael Bay has announced plans to lead a …
Catholic commentator not banned from social media must not be that into it
Catholic cultural commentator and Youtuber Aidan LeCroix isn’t very good …
Trump’s ‘The NRA’s Tour’ not as popular as expected
Former President Trump’s new campaign circuit, “The NRA’s Tour,” is …
Fetus looking forward to voting pro-choice one day
Human fetus Charlotte “Little Bun” Jackson is looking forward to …