International trad sensation Taylor Marshall, known just as “Taylor” to …
Pope Francis restores TLM as only Latin Rite; rad-trads switch to Novus Ordo
BREAKING–In a shocking about-face to his papacy, Pope Franics has …
Reassuring: There’s nothing to fear except the constant threat of eternal damnation
Finally, some good news for a change! Millions of Americans …
Jesuits worry Fr. James Martin turning trad as he appears in clerics
Fr. James Martin has long been a star among Jesuit …
Report: Taylor Marshall paid man to crash car into Vatican in protest of Pachamama
The Associated Press reported yesterday that Taylor Marshall, President of …
Dr. Taylor Marshall wins Presidency, declares Marshall Law
Dr. Taylor Marshall has declared “Marshall Law” across the entire …
Man searching for legendary Seventh Sunday of Easter
Local explorer Illinois Smith set out on his yearly mission …
Listening sessions renamed ‘shut up and listen’ sessions
The Vatican released a memorandum yesterday on updated terminology surrounding …
In spirit of penance, fish fry switches to $30 all-you-can-eat sushi menu
SEATTLE, WA–Fridays in Lent are supposedly a time of penance …
Scientists confirm there’s something in Germany’s water
GERMANY–A coalition of scientists from around the world confirmed yesterday …