Local moron Kylee Rouspar is still under the impression that …
Brave Pro-Life Lawmakers propose abortion ban at 7-years-old
A group of brave Catholic lawmakers stood up for life …
U.K. implements special zones where cops can beat, rob you without warrant
Areas of the United Kingdom are experimenting with special “human …
Fetus looking forward to voting pro-choice one day
Human fetus Charlotte “Little Bun” Jackson is looking forward to …
Report: Pride Month still more popular than Sloth Month, Envy Month
Federal popularity data indicates Pride Month is still the most …
Dr. Taylor Marshall wins Presidency, declares Marshall Law
Dr. Taylor Marshall has declared “Marshall Law” across the entire …
Joe Biden endorsed by Franciscans for pro-poverty policies
The 2024 Presidential primaries are heating up, and election-hopefuls are …
‘Jane’s Revenge’ threatens local parish with bad cantor, poor hymns
The abortion rights extremist group ‘Jane’s Revenge’ has vowed to …
Pope Francis cancels 10,000 years of Purgatory for sinners making less than $125,000 a year
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis announced yesterday that he is canceling up …
European Parliament urges ‘unrestricted’ exercise of a woman’s right to own guns
EUROPE—The European Union’s parliament passed a resolution yesterday expressing its …