The abortion rights extremist group ‘Jane’s Revenge’ has vowed to …
Man checks himself for stigmata after passing over second piece of cake
Local Catholic Bill Straub was seen checking himself over for …
Cafeteria Catholic has already served 67 lunches today
Local “Cafeteria Catholic” Nancy Yauger has reportedly already served 67 …
Holy House in Loretto voted least believable pious legend
The “Holy House” in Loretto, Italy was recently voted the …
‘It’s so nice praying the Rosary over Zoom,’ says prayer leader into muted mic
St. Isidore of Seville Parish’s “Rosary Prayer Group” met over …
Naïve idiot wants ‘a lot of kids’
Local naïve Catholic Richard Mehta was heard telling friends he …
Diocese’s youngest priest suffers a heart attack
ALLENTOWN, PA—The Diocese of Allentown was anxious yesterday amid news …
Family narrowly avoids bankruptcy by turning off the dang basement light
WICHITA, KS—The O’Malley family missed financial ruin by mere cents …
Amazing: This man went to Catholic school and still goes to church
According to multiple sources, local man Richard Davalos still regularly …
Local Christian starting to worry his ‘F—- Biden’ sign not actually spreading the Gospel
NASHVILLE—Local Christian Paul McCormick is beginning to worry his political …