The Jesuits are considering adding a “fourth vow” to their …
Moses blasted for Anti-Semitic Rant
A former Egyptian government official is on the hot seat …
Holy House in Loretto voted least believable pious legend
The “Holy House” in Loretto, Italy was recently voted the …
Naïve idiot wants ‘a lot of kids’
Local naïve Catholic Richard Mehta was heard telling friends he …
Radical Populist Judas Maccabee surging in polls following another Democrat victory
The Republican Party establishment is reeling after a dismal underperformance …
Celibate German Bishops still claiming gays need marriage to be happy
GERMANY—A vast number of unmarried German bishops are still asserting …
Eastern Catholics finally admit they don’t know what the heck they are either
In an “about time” announcement, eastern Catholics all over the …
Pope Francis finally gets to the Dubia in his ‘To Do’ pile
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis finally got to the infamous Dubia on …
Young Catholic weirdly confident Jesus was a Socialist
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA—Young Catholic Jordan Rodriguez was reportedly “strangely confident” …
NIV Bible replaces ‘Mark of the Beast’ with ‘COVID-19 Vaccine’
Biblica, the publishers of the New International Version of the …