Moses blasted for Anti-Semitic Rant

A former Egyptian government official is on the hot seat today for an antisemitic rant caught on film. 

The 120-year-old man was heard raving against the “Israelites,” repeatedly calling them “a very stiff-necked people” and “wicked in the sight of the Lord.” 

“From the day you came out of Egypt until now, you have striven against the Lord!” Moses appeared to say about the entire Jewish race. 

This is not the first time Moses has been in trouble for alleged misconduct. Rumors have long swirled around his involvement in the death of a fellow Egyptian official and subsequent coverup involving a Hebrew servant. 

Yesterday’s rant took a different character, however, as the video appears to show Moses calling for violence against the Hebrew people. 

“Put every man his sword on his side!” Moses is heard saying to his followers. “Slay every man his brother, and every man his companion, and every man his neighbor!” 

Sources estimate that if his commands were followed as many as 3000 Israelites could be the target of extremist violence. 

The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) has condemned the rant, and has vowed to seek litigation against Moses for “his repeated and blatant pattern of antisemitic rhetoric.” 

At press time, Alex Jones offered to host Moses on his show, but only if he keeps his face covered.