St. Patrick day was reportedly “looking forward” to being celebrated …
Catholic Worker Movement unveils darker, crime-fighting founder Dorothy Night
The Catholic Worker Movement unveiled their new, darker, vigilante foundress …
Candy hearts replaced with candy severed heads of St. Valentine
“While the company wanted to go in a more traditional direction with the shapes, they assure customers that the candies still taste as bad as ever.”
New evidence Aquinas’ theology classes cut to fund University of Paris Football Program
“Let’s go Aristotelians!”
Man still praying for Pope Benedict’s soul must be a huge lib
“Bro, his funeral was like 2 weeks ago!”
Woman reading ‘Story of a Seoul’ at urging of her spiritual director
Local parishioner Rhonda Gliffhouse told friends she is struggling to …
St. Paul accused of misrepresenting Jewish heritage, other biographical details
Prominent anti-circumcision activist Paul the Apostle is coming under fire …
Pope Francis cancels 10,000 years of Purgatory for sinners making less than $125,000 a year
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis announced yesterday that he is canceling up …
Heaven to start requiring proof of COVID vaccination
HEAVEN—St. Peter announced yesterday that Eternal Paradise will henceforth only …
Pope Honorius II shocks the world with another unscripted boat interview
ROME—Pope Honorius II left apologists and media outlets everywhere scrambling …