The Jesuits are considering adding a “fourth vow” to their …
Ministry of Truth passes Respect for Marriage Act
The Ministry of Truth rubber stamped a new law last …
Matt Fradd starts more radical podcast, ‘Keg Stands with Chesterton’
STEUBENVILLE, OH—The host of the popular Catholic podcast Pints with …
Naïve idiot wants ‘a lot of kids’
Local naïve Catholic Richard Mehta was heard telling friends he …
Angels mourn as Democrat victory postpones 1000-year reign of Christ
The predicted “Red Wave” turned into a Blue Victory today …
Bishop Barron transforms into cyborg ‘Meca-Barron,’ uploads self to social media
CYBERSPACE—Popular social media evangelist and Catholic Bishop Robert Barron disappeared …
Pope Francis cancels 10,000 years of Purgatory for sinners making less than $125,000 a year
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis announced yesterday that he is canceling up …
Nancy Pelosi converts to Catholicism after watching Shia LeBeouf’s interview
Catholics around the world rejoiced today as Nancy Pelosi publicly …
Celibate German Bishops still claiming gays need marriage to be happy
GERMANY—A vast number of unmarried German bishops are still asserting …
Pope Francis finally gets to the Dubia in his ‘To Do’ pile
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis finally got to the infamous Dubia on …