VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis was “concerned” about a potential American ban …
Ministry of Truth passes Respect for Marriage Act
The Ministry of Truth rubber stamped a new law last …
USCCB concerned Respect for Marriage Act is a threat to their relevance
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden signed into law the “Respect for Marriage …
Vatican agrees to prisoner swap Archbishop Vigano for Beelzebub
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis has arranged a prisoner swap with the …
Angels mourn as Democrat victory postpones 1000-year reign of Christ
The predicted “Red Wave” turned into a Blue Victory today …
Nation begins bi-yearly ritual of pretending to care about Arizona
The first of the surprising midterm election results have arrived, …
Radical Populist Judas Maccabee surging in polls following another Democrat victory
The Republican Party establishment is reeling after a dismal underperformance …
Christlike: Joe Biden achieves goal of uniting country by uniting country against himself
WASHINGTON, DC—Catholic leader Joe Biden has once again displayed his …
Pope Francis cancels 10,000 years of Purgatory for sinners making less than $125,000 a year
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis announced yesterday that he is canceling up …
Nancy Pelosi converts to Catholicism after watching Shia LeBeouf’s interview
Catholics around the world rejoiced today as Nancy Pelosi publicly …