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European Parliament urges ‘unrestricted’ exercise of a woman’s right to own guns
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Op-Ed: I told you so! Catholic President ends abortion in America
All you “Catholics” out there who told me I have …
Roe v. Wade overturned, but clapping during Mass still unfortunately legal
Hallelujah! Roe v. Wade has been overturned, opening up the …
Satan ‘disappointed’ in Dobbs ruling
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Unable to afford homes, children, or food, millennials thankful they can still change their gender
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Heaven to start requiring proof of COVID vaccination
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Two years after banning cigarettes, Vatican finally shuts down
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