BREAKING–In a shocking about-face to his papacy, Pope Franics has …
Editorial: Brevity is the soul of wit
Ever since comedy writing was first attempted by the late-Renaissance …
‘Dangerous’ new TikTok trend to submit to the Pope, be baptized
Authorities are warning parents of a “dangerous” social media trend …
Modern-day St. Francis rebuilding church in Minecraft
A gamer described as a “modern-day St. Francis” was seen …
Report: Pride Month still more popular than Sloth Month, Envy Month
Federal popularity data indicates Pride Month is still the most …
Report: Taylor Marshall paid man to crash car into Vatican in protest of Pachamama
The Associated Press reported yesterday that Taylor Marshall, President of …
24-year-old youth leader looking up slang terms on Urban Dictionary
Topeka, KS–Madison Zoelfsky, the Youth Minister for St. Catherine Parish, …
Unaware Man still sharing his Wordle scores
Local man Philip Reinhold was reportedly still sharing his Wordle …
New Google Pixel lets you erase Pope from your favorite photos
We’ve all been there–you snap a perfect pic to capture …
Bedridden man looking forward to all 12 minutes of glitch-free online Mass
Local man Art Ronaldo is thankful he gets to watch …