Local man Art Ronaldo is thankful he gets to watch …
Op-Ed: Ugh, I’ve got to guard some boring Jewish peasant tomb over the weekend
Just my luck. It’s the first free weekend my regiment …
Man getting a little too into Palm Sunday Passion reading
“Relax man, if Mel Gibson needs any extras I’m sure he’ll call.”
In spirit of penance, fish fry switches to $30 all-you-can-eat sushi menu
SEATTLE, WA–Fridays in Lent are supposedly a time of penance …
Op-Ed: Woah, did you just see that crazy light coming from Jo and Anne’s house??
Oh my goodness, did you see that?! I swear I …
Local fish fry teaches men to fish; feeds them for all of Lent
A local parish has gone above and beyond this Lent …
Baby leaves absolutely disgusting green mess in diaper in honor of St. Paddy’s Day
Local baby William “Goo-Goo” Haydensen was getting into the St. …
St. Patrick thrilled to be honored with drunkenness, other heathen practices
St. Patrick day was reportedly “looking forward” to being celebrated …
Man still can’t decide what to give up for Lent
Local parishioner Burt “Chubby” McDonald is reportedly still deciding what …
Weirdo alert: Someone just showed up to my Patriotic Rosary group
Uh-oh, weirdo alert. Looks like someone showed up for my …