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Teachers Unions Demand Schools Remain Closed from Safe Distance of Tropical Beach Resort
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Pope Francis issues Motu proprio opening the Papacy to women
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis changed the Code of Canon Law again …
Trump commands his young supporters to strike down Mike Pence and complete their transformation to the Dark Side
WASHINGTON, DC—President Trump was seen coaxing his young supporters to …
In last act of lame duck Presidency, Trump finally reveals himself to be Cthulhu
WASHINGTON, DC—Screams of mortal terror rang out over the National …
‘Dubia’ supporters storm St. Peter’s Basilica
VATICAN CITY—Terror struck the Vatican’s Capitol yesterday as Dubia protestors …
Joel Osteen dons hair shirt, does penance for those not living their best life now
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Satan Starting to Worry the End of the World Coming Soon
HELL—Satan is beginning to wonder if the end of the …
Catholic Mother Relieved Cohabitating Daughter Still Voted for Trump
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Breviary report: Anyone know how the heck to use this thing?
Ok, so this is sort of an embarrassing question, but …