the poor - The Daily Inquisition https://www.thedailyinquisition.com Papal bull in the palm of your hand Mon, 28 Aug 2023 13:39:15 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/cropped-cropped-DI-_-on-transparency-32x32.png the poor - The Daily Inquisition https://www.thedailyinquisition.com 32 32 Divine Physician raising prices on non-emergency appointments https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/divine-physician-raising-prices-on-non-emergency-appointments/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=divine-physician-raising-prices-on-non-emergency-appointments Tue, 29 Aug 2023 08:37:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=1031 The Divine Physician is raising non-emergency costs across offices nationwide, …

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]]> Fetus looking forward to voting pro-choice one day https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/fetus-looking-forward-to-voting-pro-choice-one-day/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=fetus-looking-forward-to-voting-pro-choice-one-day Fri, 23 Jun 2023 08:28:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=928 Human fetus Charlotte “Little Bun” Jackson is looking forward to …

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]]> Catholic school hires only the best teachers who can live on $26K a year https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/catholic-school-hires-only-the-best-teachers-who-can-live-on-26k-a-year/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=catholic-school-hires-only-the-best-teachers-who-can-live-on-26k-a-year Wed, 10 May 2023 07:59:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=812 St. Joseph the Worker Catholic School in Trenton, New Jersey …

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]]> Bedridden man looking forward to all 12 minutes of glitch-free online Mass https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/bedridden-man-looking-forward-to-all-12-minutes-of-glitch-free-online-mass/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=bedridden-man-looking-forward-to-all-12-minutes-of-glitch-free-online-mass Wed, 12 Apr 2023 07:26:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=776 Local man Art Ronaldo is thankful he gets to watch …

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]]> Catholic Worker Movement unveils darker, crime-fighting founder Dorothy Night https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/catholic-worker-movement-unveils-darker-crime-fighting-founder-dorothy-night/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=catholic-worker-movement-unveils-darker-crime-fighting-founder-dorothy-night Mon, 13 Mar 2023 07:11:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=760 The Catholic Worker Movement unveiled their new, darker, vigilante foundress …

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]]> Family narrowly avoids bankruptcy by turning off the dang basement light https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/family-narrowly-avoids-bankruptcy-by-turning-off-the-dang-basement-light/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=family-narrowly-avoids-bankruptcy-by-turning-off-the-dang-basement-light Wed, 12 Oct 2022 01:37:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=482 WICHITA, KS—The O’Malley family missed financial ruin by mere cents …

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]]> Pope Francis cancels 10,000 years of Purgatory for sinners making less than $125,000 a year https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/pope-francis-cancels-10000-years-of-purgatory-for-sinners-making-less-than-125000-a-year/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=pope-francis-cancels-10000-years-of-purgatory-for-sinners-making-less-than-125000-a-year Tue, 30 Aug 2022 01:16:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=462 VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis announced yesterday that he is canceling up …

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]]> NAB changes Matthew 26:11 to read: ‘The COVID you will always have with you.’ https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/nab-changes-matthew-2611-to-read-the-covid-you-will-always-have-with-you/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=nab-changes-matthew-2611-to-read-the-covid-you-will-always-have-with-you Tue, 21 Jun 2022 06:46:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=403 WASHINGTON, DC—the Catholic Biblical Association announced a much-anticipated revision to …

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]]> After ‘Hillbilly Thomists’ success, Franciscans start ‘Hillbilly Franciscans’ with actual Hillbillies https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/after-hillbilly-thomists-success-franciscans-start-hillbilly-franciscans-with-actual-hillbillies/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=after-hillbilly-thomists-success-franciscans-start-hillbilly-franciscans-with-actual-hillbillies Wed, 24 Nov 2021 12:06:37 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=302 A Dominican Friar bluegrass band calling themselves “The Hillbilly Thomists” …

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