supreme court - The Daily Inquisition https://www.thedailyinquisition.com Papal bull in the palm of your hand Tue, 12 Mar 2024 21:27:25 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/cropped-cropped-DI-_-on-transparency-32x32.png supreme court - The Daily Inquisition https://www.thedailyinquisition.com 32 32 Delusional idiot still thinks local politics matter https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/delusional-idiot-still-thinks-local-politics-matter/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=delusional-idiot-still-thinks-local-politics-matter Wed, 03 Apr 2024 21:24:43 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=1050 Local moron Kylee Rouspar is still under the impression that …

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]]> Brave Pro-Life Lawmakers propose abortion ban at 7-years-old https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/brave-pro-life-lawmakers-propose-abortion-ban-at-7-years-old/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=brave-pro-life-lawmakers-propose-abortion-ban-at-7-years-old Thu, 24 Aug 2023 08:08:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=1027 A group of brave Catholic lawmakers stood up for life …

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]]> U.K. implements special zones where cops can beat, rob you without warrant https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/u-k-implements-special-zones-where-cops-can-beat-you-rob-you-without-warrant/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=u-k-implements-special-zones-where-cops-can-beat-you-rob-you-without-warrant Mon, 07 Aug 2023 07:30:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=1005 Areas of the United Kingdom are experimenting with special “human …

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]]> Fetus looking forward to voting pro-choice one day https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/fetus-looking-forward-to-voting-pro-choice-one-day/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=fetus-looking-forward-to-voting-pro-choice-one-day Fri, 23 Jun 2023 08:28:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=928 Human fetus Charlotte “Little Bun” Jackson is looking forward to …

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]]> Report: Pride Month still more popular than Sloth Month, Envy Month https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/report-pride-month-still-more-popular-than-sloth-month-envy-month/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=report-pride-month-still-more-popular-than-sloth-month-envy-month Fri, 02 Jun 2023 07:59:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=906 Federal popularity data indicates Pride Month is still the most …

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]]> Dr. Taylor Marshall wins Presidency, declares Marshall Law https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/dr-taylor-marshall-wins-presidency-declares-marshall-law/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=dr-taylor-marshall-wins-presidency-declares-marshall-law Wed, 24 May 2023 07:59:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=891 Dr. Taylor Marshall has declared “Marshall Law” across the entire …

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]]> Joe Biden endorsed by Franciscans for pro-poverty policies https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/joe-biden-endorsed-by-franciscans-for-pro-poverty-policies/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=joe-biden-endorsed-by-franciscans-for-pro-poverty-policies Mon, 15 May 2023 09:00:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=882 The 2024 Presidential primaries are heating up, and election-hopefuls are …

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]]> ‘Jane’s Revenge’ threatens local parish with bad cantor, poor hymns https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/janes-revenge-threatens-local-parish-with-bad-cantor-poor-hymns/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=janes-revenge-threatens-local-parish-with-bad-cantor-poor-hymns Wed, 28 Dec 2022 11:03:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=581 The abortion rights extremist group ‘Jane’s Revenge’ has vowed to …

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]]> Pope Francis cancels 10,000 years of Purgatory for sinners making less than $125,000 a year https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/pope-francis-cancels-10000-years-of-purgatory-for-sinners-making-less-than-125000-a-year/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=pope-francis-cancels-10000-years-of-purgatory-for-sinners-making-less-than-125000-a-year Tue, 30 Aug 2022 01:16:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=462 VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis announced yesterday that he is canceling up …

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]]> European Parliament urges ‘unrestricted’ exercise of a woman’s right to own guns https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/european-parliament-urges-unrestricted-exercise-of-a-womans-right-to-own-guns/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=european-parliament-urges-unrestricted-exercise-of-a-womans-right-to-own-guns Thu, 07 Jul 2022 14:21:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=423 EUROPE—The European Union’s parliament passed a resolution yesterday expressing its …

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