saints - The Daily Inquisition https://www.thedailyinquisition.com Papal bull in the palm of your hand Tue, 12 Mar 2024 21:47:08 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/cropped-cropped-DI-_-on-transparency-32x32.png saints - The Daily Inquisition https://www.thedailyinquisition.com 32 32 ‘Three Days of Darkness’ prophecy comes true; new parents don’t notice https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/three-days-of-darkness-prophecy-comes-true-new-parents-dont-notice/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=three-days-of-darkness-prophecy-comes-true-new-parents-dont-notice Tue, 11 Jun 2024 18:02:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=1062 The controversial end-times prophecy, the “Three Days of Darkness,” was …

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]]> Aquinas not that smart; just got 8 hours of sleep one night https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/aquinas-not-that-smart-just-got-8-hours-of-sleep-one-night/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=aquinas-not-that-smart-just-got-8-hours-of-sleep-one-night Fri, 11 Aug 2023 07:15:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=1012 New research suggests theology mastermind Thomas Aquinas wasn’t actually that …

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]]> Michael Bay to direct new movie, ‘Megachurch vs. Optimus Petros’ https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/michael-bay-to-direct-new-movie-megachurch-vs-optimus-petros/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=michael-bay-to-direct-new-movie-megachurch-vs-optimus-petros Fri, 04 Aug 2023 07:59:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=1001 Critically-acclaimed director Michael Bay has announced plans to lead a …

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]]> Whoopsie! Classical Catholic School completely forgets to teach science https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/whoopsie-classical-catholic-school-completely-forgets-to-teach-science/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=whoopsie-classical-catholic-school-completely-forgets-to-teach-science Wed, 26 Jul 2023 08:01:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=987 One local Catholic school is having a good laugh after …

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]]> Miracle: Carlo Acutis’ bath towel finally dries https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/miracle-carlo-acutis-bath-towel-finally-dries/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=miracle-carlo-acutis-bath-towel-finally-dries Wed, 05 Jul 2023 08:43:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=955 The Church might have a new canonized Saint soon! According …

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]]> Pope Francis restores TLM as only Latin Rite; rad-trads switch to Novus Ordo https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/pope-francis-restores-tlm-as-only-latin-rite-rad-trads-switch-to-novus-ordo/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=pope-francis-restores-tlm-as-only-latin-rite-rad-trads-switch-to-novus-ordo Mon, 26 Jun 2023 08:14:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=931 BREAKING–In a shocking about-face to his papacy, Pope Franics has …

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]]> Modern-day St. Francis rebuilding church in Minecraft https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/modern-day-st-francis-rebuilding-church-in-minecraft/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=modern-day-st-francis-rebuilding-church-in-minecraft Fri, 09 Jun 2023 07:56:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=914 A gamer described as a “modern-day St. Francis” was seen …

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]]> Aquinas’ long-lost ‘Sixth Way’ found, just a ‘yo mama’ diss track https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/aquinas-long-lost-sixth-way-found-just-a-yo-mama-diss-track/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=aquinas-long-lost-sixth-way-found-just-a-yo-mama-diss-track Fri, 12 May 2023 08:15:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=820 Scholars have unearthed a previously unknown “Sixth Way” to Thomas …

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]]> Op-Ed: Woah, did you just see that crazy light coming from Jo and Anne’s house?? https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/op-ed-woah-did-you-just-see-that-crazy-light-coming-from-jo-and-annes-house/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=op-ed-woah-did-you-just-see-that-crazy-light-coming-from-jo-and-annes-house Fri, 24 Mar 2023 07:47:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=782 Oh my goodness, did you see that?! I swear I …

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]]> St. Patrick’s original metaphor for the Trinity was the three components of Guinness Beer https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/st-patricks-original-metaphor-for-the-trinity-was-the-three-components-of-guinness-beer/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=st-patricks-original-metaphor-for-the-trinity-was-the-three-components-of-guinness-beer Fri, 17 Mar 2023 07:00:00 +0000 https://www.thedailyinquisition.com/?p=753 St. Patrick’s famous three leaf clover wasn’t his original metaphor, …

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