The Daily Inquisition https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html Report: Taylor Marshall paid man to crash car into Vatican in protest of Pachamama Taylor Marshall’s ‘Eras’ Tour selling out Whoopsie! Classical Catholic School completely forgets to teach science Reassuring: There’s nothing to fear except the constant threat of eternal damnation ‘If God’s so good, why’d he create me?’ Atheist asks in devastating argument Seventh Day Adventist panics as signs appear in the heavens Trump’s ‘The NRA’s Tour’ not as popular as expected SSPX man upset that his children won’t obey his authority NYC Church opens “God Isn’t Real” art exhibit Miracle: Carlo Acutis’ bath towel finally dries Delusional idiot still thinks local politics matter ‘I didn’t raise my kids to do something like this!’ says mom who raised kids to do exactly this Divine Physician raising prices on non-emergency appointments Parish website still says ‘Find us on AltaVista!’ Youth Minister becomes atheist to stay relevant to young people ‘Layman? More like lame-man!’ Priest bullying up 20% Always listening: Bp. Strickland starts getting ads for vacant episcopal sees ‘Three Days of Darkness’ prophecy comes true; new parents don’t notice Oh no! This spirituality book is on the importance of daily prayer, discipline Brave Pro-Life Lawmakers propose abortion ban at 7-years-old WOKE ALERT: Movie Studio casts ARAB actor to play Jesus About Us Woman again gaslighting husband into thinking she wants to be intimate Venison feels like part of the family after 10 years in the freezer Thousands dead as charismatic group prays to be slain in the Spirit Vatican OK’s eating Taco Bell on Fridays in Lent as ‘not technically meat’ Youth group visits monastery, confused by lack of guitars Pope Francis restores TLM as only Latin Rite; rad-trads switch to Novus Ordo God sends fire onto the heads of heretics in mostly peaceful smiting Jesuits worry Fr. James Martin turning trad as he appears in clerics Catholic commentator not banned from social media must not be that into it Pfizer partners with the Divine Physician to promote vaccination ‘Dangerous’ new TikTok trend to submit to the Pope, be baptized Next ‘Synod on the Synod on the Synod on Synodality’ promised to be even more synodal U.K. implements special zones where cops can beat, rob you without warrant Op-Ed: I swear I go to my home church every week but I’m just on vacation today Trump to roam earth a while longer before being finally cast down New mother putting a lot of pressure on baby to become a sailor Op-Ed: At least the art is really good NOT CLICKBAIT: Bp. Strickland said THIS to all loyal followers born after 1983 ‘Go ask your mother’ says distracted dad to seriously injured child’s cries for help Fetus looking forward to voting pro-choice one day Priest appeals to young people with ‘Whitesnake’-themed Mass Editorial: Brevity is the soul of wit Desperate single woman adds ‘open to sedevacantism’ on Tinder profile Aquinas not that smart; just got 8 hours of sleep one night Modern-day St. Francis rebuilding church in Minecraft Woman greets stranger at parish picnic with juicy Third Secret of Fatima rumors Michael Bay to direct new movie, ‘Megachurch vs. Optimus Petros’ Report: Pride Month still more popular than Sloth Month, Envy Month